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MySpace Music + Amazon.com vs. Facebook + iLike = win-win (divide by Apple)

It’s the most important time in digital music since Napster peaked in 2001.

In the short term, the equation is clear. Three elements remain:

1. MySpace Music/Amazon - News Corp. will dominate the upper echelon of the new music industry, where multi-platinum records are a thing of the past but a band with 1.7 million MySpace fans can move mountains all the way to the bank. Well, Amazon.com ships mountains, and MySpace’s massive but distracted audience, once exposed to ad-supported free music, will never look back. Yes, I know it’s crazy that a MySpace Music hater like me would herald their second coming, but barring a huge screw-up, it’s on. Print… radio… television… internet. Advertising goes with the flow, and keeps the media stream running.

Conclusion: The new platinum record is brought to you by McDonald’s.

2. Facebook/iLike - Having recently selected iLike as their preferred music service (disclaimer: I work for iLike’s sister site GarageBand.com), Facebook will gain traction as the more sophisticated social music networking site as MySpace caters to fanboys and girls. Its marketing demographic may slant upward in age, but new music consumption is stretching far into adulthood these days.

With iLike (teamed with Rhapsody) fueling Facebook’s fire, look for the service to redefine the art of finding music and tighten the connection between fan bases of modest size and the niche artists that find rock star status among them. These two companies define the idea of ‘agile development’ and will be on the cutting edge of future developments in both social networking and music discovery. Their platform is people, a fact that MySpace critically dilutes with the double-edged sword of ad-supported music.

Conclusion: The next big thing in music will be brought to you by Web 3.0.

3. Apple – The music labels were asking for it with their vast history of corruption, but what did the consumer electronics industry ever do to deserve Apple? Sony still licks its Walkman wounds as the iPod finds its way into millions of pockets the world over. I guarantee you that Apple’s brightest are at a whiteboard right now figuring out a way to make social networking device-dependent, but until that day comes, they will continue to own the way music is played.

iTunes 8.0 introduced the ‘Genius’ feature which serves as a music discovery portal to the iTunes Store. While at first this seems to step on the toes of the iLike Sidebar for iTunes, it is merely an upsell plugin. Apple will cash in for sure, but outside of their credit cards, fans will reside elsewhere.

But yeah — the credit cards. They’re with Apple.

And notice I didn’t say anything about this silly press-hyped MySpace Music vs. Apple battle that’s supposedly going down. For the next few years, it will continue to be a stalemate. No matter which company swipes the credit card, Apple will be playing the product. Music lovers own. Flirters stream. The curious sample. The clueless watch American Idol.

Conclusion: See illustration.

Footnotes of the new digital music movement?

Last.fm & Lala.com – I’m fans of both these sites, but they seem to be orbiting the established music industry’s main goals. Both offer full streaming clips and some interesting social networking features, and I still use Lala.com to trade CD’s through the mail. But they simply lack the juggernaut industry status of the aforementioned entities to have a paradigm-shifting impact on the way music is consumed.

Pandora.comIn dire straits due to the ass-backwards licensing regulations of the recording industry’s old guard. If not the company, then certainly the concept will reemerge as Pandora was arguably the most efficient and elegant way to discover new tunes. You just can’t simplify music discovery more than ‘thumbs up, thumbs down, skip to next track’.

Digital music distributors – Some were okay, some were awful, most are gone now and all of them were stopgap measures to the ultimate solution that the music industry is executing today. Napster bought by Best Buy. Rhapsody teaming with iLike. Even Amazon.com has picked a side. A new era dawns.

Discmakers/CDBaby – I’m hopeful at Discmaker’s ability to take CDBaby further and build their own brand while at it. They have a decent shot and I hesitate to call them a ‘footnote’ just yet. But it’s going to take some serious online savvy on Discmaker’s part, particularly marketing-wise. Their offering is solid, but their brand image as a clearinghouse of fledgling musicians still drives indie artists to seek out cheaper options with smaller merch-making outfits. Still, they are the household name in indie music duplication and their future has just begun.

Pissing on the mainframe

Just got back from a 4-day tour filling in on drums for LiveFastDie, a band fronted by New Hampshire’s own Ethan Campbell, who was the guitar player for my old band Some Action.

We were in the supporting slot for King Khan & the Shrines, who are one of the most amazing live bands out there. Pure garage soul, like a punk rock James Brown fronting a German punk wedding band.

Highlights include:

  • Seeing Khan’s junk on two occasions — once when meeting him for the first time (he was stretching it backstage for optimum length before taking the stage in his arabian bike shorts) and again when he ran out of the venue in the middle of the song to tell his friend he had just shit himself, and pulled down his pants to prove it before running inside as a police car cruised down the street. This was shortly before he jumped on a moving dump truck and rode down the street. To describe each and every crazy stunt he pulled would be exhausting, but nudity and interfering with scheduled garbage pickup always rank high on the punk points scorecard.
  • Rocking out to hundreds of people — three of the four shows were sold out and overflowing. We had a frontline of fist-pumping fans and a packed house behind them. The sets were a Bud-soaked blur, and everyone just ‘shredded’ in between songs so there would be no silence. Sometimes Ethan would teach us how to play the songs on stage. The crowd was there to be entertained but also annoyed into remembering that all things are not comfy bourgeois yuppie Ikea peace symbol vinyl collection Starbucks okey-dokey.
  • Always bring a chicken suit on tour, but burn it afterwards because you’ll never want to put your head in there again.
  • On the first night we were partying on the Motel 6 balcony after trying to duct tape a plastic bag over the broken window on King Khan’s van in a downpour. It was late and we were loud, and suddenly our neighbor flung his door open and screamed at us to keep it down. After we all just kind of stared back, his tone became more forceful: “I mean, really guys. Let me give you a suggestion: for instance, SHUT THE FUCK UP!”. The door slammed behind him.
  • The King Khan guys wanted to go to what they said was a ’50′s rockabilly diner’ down the street from the motel. It turned out to be a truck stop with a diner called ’50′s diner’. I caught a couple more hours of sleep in the van while the band went in and tried to order fresh-squeeze orange juice, mineral water and a green tea. “Orange juice? We got a jug,” was all the waitress could think to say.
  • By the end of the tour, we had accumulated about three yards of reflective metal foil (retrieved from a dumpster in Boston and worn as a helmet by LiveFastDie shred guitarist Sarim), the aforementioned chicken suit (also often worn by Sarim to approach people stuck in city traffic) and a stolen Pizza Hut sign that said, “It’s all about the cheese” with the words “drugs in the” written between “the” and “cheese”. Of course there were various illustrations of crack pipes on the cheese and it was used as sort of a backdrop for the LiveFastDie merch table.
  • (told in a completely exaggerated New Jersey nice guy voice:) “Hello, My name is Anthony Piscanelli, and I heard you like cheeseburgers! How do I know you ask? A little birdie told me! No matter! I’m here to tell you about a great deal from MacDonalds. Two cheeseburgers for ninety-nine cents! You can’t go wrong! MacDonalds. You can’t… go… wrong.” I’m probably butchering it but that was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard and if you don’t understand why, think about all the stupid shit you were laughing at the last time you had to drive several hours a day.
  • Everyone was awesome yet again, from the people who let us crash to the random strangers who we found something in common with, albeit usually for only a few minutes. I saw a lot of old friends from the Some Action days and was glad to see everyone is doing well. In fact, we still had much more in common that I had expected, running along parallel paths as it were through getting older.
  • To me, music is music. I don’t see any conflict in having a crazy pop-metal band on one hand and then go play with a power punk band on the other hand. All of these experiences feed off one another. I would love to be the one that figures out a way to bring both scenes together. But until then, on with the show…
  • I’ll be checking back in sometime next week as we’re entering the studio tomorrow to start tracking the new Dead Unicorn album, Global Thermonuclear War. Following that I’ll be wrapping up an EP with Morgan Evans under the Acid Arrow name, nailing down the Ads project with Joe Maggio and preparing the Stage Select debut LP. Oh yeah, and a little thing called writing an entire business plan before the week’s out… wish me luck.

Dead Unicorn – “Last Call” video

The raidance of a thousand suns

The Bomb Shelter benefit was a huge success! Thanks to everyone who came and especially to Mike of the Kiss Ups, GU3, Kale and EMN, Justin Z., Tom & Tommy and everyone at Keegan Ales. Here is a cool photo my buddy Steve Hopkins took of the new look:

Albums as advertising, concerts as communion?

As the health of the recording industry continues to deteriorate, live shows have taken precedence as the focal point for a new music industry. Fans want unique experiences, and after all, an album is just a copy of a performance — whereas a live show cannot be duplicated. Sure, video or audio of the show can be recorded and distributed, but the experience of being there cannot be copied.

These days, many artists are saying the recording is less like a product and more like an advertisement for their live show. This doesn’t mean that your albums are any less important. In fact, the sound and look of your album matters more now than it ever did. Unlike the brick-and-mortar days of shrinking shelf space, in the Digital Age your album appears everywhere — from blogs to webstores to social networks. It is a single, shining beacon of your uniqueness as a musical act in a vast sea of aspiring artists. You should still be putting maximum effort into the production of your CD.

That said, as an unsigned band you may not see a significant revenue stream from physical CD sales right off the bat. Like any start-up business, bands (like mine) are willing to invest a little money up front in the hopes of making a profit in the future; but many bands are mistakenly viewing their album as their primary ‘product,’ which could lead to a money-losing investment.

Independent bands are small businesses, but in 2008, this business is not about selling CDs. The ‘product’ is actually the band itself. CD sales will follow naturally if you can sell your band.

When hundreds, even thousands of albums are released every week, your needle in a haystack can easily go unnoticed, no matter how ingeniously crafted or well-produced it is. For a fan to pick you out of the crowd, there has to be a personal connection. In this way, fans are truly becoming more like ‘friends.’ And just like friends, they’ll like you more if you like them back.

The relationship between fans and artists is what music (and the music industry) is all about. For independent bands, it’s not about ‘moving units,’ it’s about making connections.

Albums are gateways to establishing these connections. So are band websites and social networks. But as technology changes, one thing remains true: the best way to make a lasting personal connection is in person. Unlike the decidedly one-way experience of listening to a CD, a concert is a shared experience between bands and fans.

There are many reasons why your live show should be at the center of your band’s business strategy, and not the least of which is that concerts offer the best revenue streams (besides ticket sales, fans usually prefer to buy albums and merch from you directly).

The live event is where the money is, and there will be many different ways to get there. For some artists, live shows are where they hone their sound, songs and image — and almost everything that album embodies is a representation of their live act. For others, songwriting talent or studio production skills may be their strongest suit, and internet distribution may help them win live performance opportunities never before available to them.

Ultimately, it’s the fans that will make you popular. If you want to make your money as a musician, your best bet as an independent band is to play every live show you can. Create a legendary concert experience that others will strive to live up to. Your fans will not just follow, they’ll lead.

[This article was published in the late May issue of GarageBand.com's newsletter. Disclaimer: my views do not necessarily reflect the opinions of GarageBand.com or iLike, inc. Also, special thanks to CEO Ali Partovi for his indispensable editorial guidance.]

How I learned to stop worrying and love the blog

I’m sitting here wondering if ‘OMG’ is a symptom of a pandemic abbreviation virus that retards intelligent discourse or an effective shortcut in increasingly faster communication loops. Regardless, ‘OMG’ is exactly what I thought when I saw I haven’t posted a blog in over three months.

It’s time to be blunt: this blog has a very small audience. If anyone is reading this, chances are they hail from the close and cherished group of friends who appreciate my rantings, or the small but important group of associates whom I came to work with professionally through earlier blogging efforts.

As a particular kind of writer, I am obsessively compelled to render complete thoughts rather than the casual remarks typical of a personal-themed or daily-updated blog.

For instance, I recently spent close to five hours writing, editing and re-editing a 750-word piece for the GarageBand.com newsletter that was sent to over 100,000 people. It is my most widely published piece yet — an opinion/advice column that speaks to independent musicians about the importance of live performance during the death throes of the recording industry. (I will put the article up on the blog shortly.)

Despite having a strong and unique conceptual foundation, I realize I still have a journey ahead of me in terms of getting my writing skills up to snuff to write my ‘Big Finish’ book. I also imagine that this blog could be a path to the acquisition of these skills — an exercise in creative evolution. But too often it feels like I’m on the stationary bike, getting in shape but going nowhere.

This feeling is not exclusive to writing. It came up in every band that I’ve ever created or participated in. It was there when I uploaded videos to YouTube after an all-nighter of editing. It happened when I spent hours designing websites that never launched. Even when they did launch, I often succumbed to the most dreaded two words that can be spoken to a creator: ‘nobody cares.’

But that’s simply not true. People care about everything that you and I do. Yes, sometimes they are patronizing and sometimes that ‘care’ is simply Schadenfreude, but trust me, they care. Giving a shit is the basis of all human interaction.

The scary thing — the reason why people like you and me have to raise our voices and be heard — is that our species is being conditioned to deny its own humanity. We are being born and bred not to care. And our caring is being repackaged and re-purposed to serve the best interests of elite factions of materialistic megalomaniacs.

Who knows what the future of this blog is? It seems silly to even ask the question in the face of such an epic quandrary that is the corruption of humanity. It seems utterly ridiculous to even put both of those sentences in one paragraph.

We’ll carry on, we’ll carry each other, and in the end, death will unite us. But while I’m still here, I’m gonna break this exercize bike off its frame and wrench on an engine. There is no exercise, only fitness. We’re far from going nowhere. We are on a collision course with creation, in the grandest sense of the word. I want to be a part of it. Who’s with me?

Keep your band and fans in tune with a steady stream of media

Too often you’ll see people videotaping and taking pictures from the audience, but after the show the footage and photos never see the light of day. Was the person was too busy or lazy to edit the video or download the images? Are they holding it in their private collection? Did they just plain forget they were there?

If you ask yourself these questions, you’re probably not doing enough to rake in all the media that your audience is producing. Even when you’re playing for only a few dozen people, chances are someone there is taking pictures, and possibly even recording the video and/or audio. Grabbing this content and sending it out to your fans is an essential element of any independent music career strategy. In this media-rich Digital Age, it is more important than ever to keep your audience interested.

There are a few simple things you can do to harness the power of user-generated content to keep all ears and eyes glued to your band:

  • Do it yourself. Obviously you can’t film yourself while you’re on stage. But why wait for a random audience member to start recording? Get a friend with a camera to do it. If they don’t have a camera, give them yours. If they think it’s a drag to film, get them into the show for free and ask them to film only part of the set. Often times you’ll pick only the best song to distribute to your fan base at large.
  • Make contact. If you do see someone you don’t know recording your show, introduce yourself as soon as possible. Hand over a business card or some contact information and ask for theirs. Thank them for recording and ask if you can get a copy of the content. If they are a fan, they will probably do anything to help you out. If they’re not a fan, you might have to be a bit more professional and talk about what you would use their video or photos for, and what kind of credit or exposure they would get.
  • Follow up. For photos, if you don’t hear back within a week, you should get in touch with the photographer and make another request. For video, give a little more time, since it will likely take longer to edit and compress the footage. Whatever the time frame, you may have to ask several times before you get your media.
  • Upload immediately. Video and images of live performances have a shelf life. It’s better to get this content to your fan base while there is still some residual excitement from the show itself. Once the media is in your possession, it behooves you to get it online, pronto. Luckily, there are many ways to do this easily — chief among them is our iCast service, which even allows you to upload content from your mobile phone. Ultimately, you should post your media at every site that you think your fans will visit.
  • Watch and learn. At first it’s awkward to watch yourself on video, but if you love to listen to your own music, you can learn to love watching yourself on the screen. Watch the tapes of past shows like a football team does — analyze and criticize all aspects of the performance with the rest of the band to figure out how to make your performance better. If you receive content that you’re too embarrassed to post, figure out why and fix it for the next show. Tell the singer he’s out of tune, tell the bass player to turn down, tell the drummer to buy some new clothes — be honest with yourselves and your audience will reward you.
  • this article was published in the early February GarageBand.com newsletter

    Pre-Thanksgiving update

    Quick update from ground zero: the first Counterfeit Disaster show (with me on drums) went well, and we prepare to play with 3 at Bearsville Theater for a post-Thanksgiving bash.

    Meanwhile, Dead Unicorn continues to finish material for our upcoming Global Thermonuclear War LP. I have also been writing a long piece based on our tour diaries from March when we went on tour with the Casket Architects. A combination of from-the-frontline notes and present-day rumination, the first two days of tour have totaled over 5,000 words so far.

    Also, as the last blog suggested, we are in the process of simplifying the bureaucracy of our Music for End Times label by merging the End Times Institute with the End Game Society to produce corresponding propaganda which can also be role-played to prepare for immediate post-apocalypse survival. In other words, our role-playing game has become our (might I say so myself) ingenious guerilla street team experiment and vice versa. More on that later.

    I finally got all the old blog posts online, and I will be filling in the gaps with my print-published work soon, including the ‘Survival Guide’.

    As a final aside, I haven’t logged into my personal MySpace account for over two months now. It was an experiment, and I won’t know how successful it was until I finally log in to check my messages, but I am pleased with the results so far. Anyone who needed to contact me has through e-mail, phone or otherwise. I don’t like having a ‘personal’ MySpace anymore. After awhile I just opened up the floodgates and took on any friend I could. I no longer wish to use it for ‘personal’ correspondence. Which is why, once I finally catch up with this blog, I will finally log back in and change all my information to point here.

    So until the post-Thanksgiving glow, see you later.

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